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Coronation Herm

by Herman Gauche

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    Coronavirus On The Bayou with bonus video and 'the F*lk Song' from Herman's upcoming sophomore release TBA 2021

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Mass quarantine on the U.I.B til the furlough Hey look at me! I'm on T.V. with Andrew Cuomo Stay inside- get a free trial, Porn-Hub Promo Son-of-a-gun we'll have big fun, Coronavirus! Dominos Delivery Pizza and nursing We are essential personell, we're baggin' groceries Take yer Zink and Hydroxy-coloroquino Son-of-a-gun we'll have big fun, Coronavirus! G5? Biological weapons? Death to Sweden! Who really needs 'em: Nosocomial Tony Faudi and the vaccine any day-O Son-of-a-gun we'll have big fun, Coronavirus! Mom 'n Dad are teaching class on a cellphone There's no recess, wear your mask! The playgrounds cordoned Got it pat - the curve is flat, economy-O Son-of-a-gun we'll have big fun, Coronavirus! Mass quarantine on the U.I.B til the furlough Shelter in place, don't touch your face, get intubatOe'd El Nuevo Covidito Diecinueve Son-of-a-gun we'll have big fun, Coronavirus!
I don't F*#%ing know what's going on anymore The writings on the wall but I been seeing double So which ways out; and which ways Trouble? Take a looksee 'Whats Inside?' Kick down the door, come to find out 'Whose behind the lies!" that you been Spreading about me, riddle my bones on a Hasbro Ouija Swing the barndoor wide, wheelbarrow My mare's manure to a garden on the side Right there behind them big-old Bushes Water it down, tie the hose on the spigot I don't F*#%ing know, so don't ask me Can't tell ya, bro F*#% if I know, confound it and F*#% me runnin' I don't F*#%ing know I don't F*#%ing know So tell me why, if you're so smart, Can't ya hear me? I'm asking you politely now Leave me the F*#% alone why dontch' Yeh I can't remember what time Precious told me to pick up ...Was it the Dry-Cleaners? I'm going down for this one this time Boys I can feel it Way down in my bones, I can't get along anymore Loosing all control of my good reputation on Hookers, and Bookers, and Comodities Traders Everybodys on the floor screaming at each other It's the biggest conflagration of high stakes Agro-Auto-Stimulation this Nations ever seen Folks call it the Stock Market. Upon which we base our entire economy What the F*#% is up with that? Nobody seems to know. Its F*#%d six-ways-to-Sunday Damned if I know what to do about it Sometimes I think I know, you know? sometimes knot. Lately things are shot and here I'm Carrying on like old Woody Guthrie at a charity auction. They say 'third time's the charm" and "Twide the Fool" but First, the golden rule: Reload Quickly 'Cause when the shit hits the fan Gotta be READY! Everybody on the floor screamin' for their lives Gunfight in the Ally everybody gonna die, but Just as the Bourbon is about to tip over... Out jumps the Leprechaun and hurdles the bar! Uncorks the Whiskey and lights a cigar Off a ricocheted buckshot he picked off the floor Walks through the doorway, wrinkles his nose and POOF! just disappears into a patch of green clover I don't know what in Sam Hell is going on around here but the writings on the wall And I been seeing Trouble Every which-a-way comin' and going Well, I'm here to tell ya I'm outta-the-loop. It may come as a surprise But got to realize, Honey I don't F*#%ing Know


A classic update celebrating our Season in heLL with B-side 'the Folk Song' , an advance release of the track to feature on the upcoming album TBA 2021


released January 1, 2021

Recorded and Mastered at UneVEN sTUDiO


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Herman Gauche Denver, Colorado

Herman Gauche released his first full length album '...All Right With Me" in 2006. Now, over a decade in preperation, his little anticipated followup TBA is scheduled to arrive later this year, or next. In the meantime he has released a single "Coronavirus (On The Bayou!)" and corresponding video as a CD single along with the first pre-release from this forthcoming album "The F*lk Song" ... more


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