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O Captain, My Captain!
03:46
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O Captain, My Captain!
The Fearful Trip is Done
The Ship Has Weathered E'ry Rack
The Prize We Sought is Won!
The Port is Near: the Bells I Hear
The People All Exulting
While Follow Eyes; A Steady Keel
A Vessel Grim and Daring!
'O Heart! Heart, Heart!
O! Bitter Drops of Red
Where On This Deck My Captain Lies, Fallen
Cold + Dead
O Captain, My Captain!
Rise Up And Hear The Bells,
Rise Up! For You The Flag Is Flung
For You The Bugle Trills!
For You! Bouquets And Ribboned Wreaths
For You The Shores a'Crowding
To You They Shout; A Swaying Mass
Their Eager Faces Turning
O Captain, Dear Father!
My Arm Beneath Your Head
It Is Some Dream That: On This Deck You've Fallen
Cold + Dead
My Captain Does Not Answer Me
His Lips Are Pale And Still
My Father! Does Not Feel My Arm
He Has No Pulse Or Will
The Ship is Anchored Safe and Sound
The Voyage Closed and Done
From Fearful Trip: The Victor's Ship
Comes In With Object Won!
Rise Up! O Shores And Ring A'Bells!
But I With Mournful Tread
Walk This Deck My Captain Lies
Fallen Cold And Dead
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Answering Machine #1
00:18
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I'm So Happy I Could Die
04:57
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Fall In, Lovers!
06:34
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Planxty na Gwenhwyfar
02:55
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Answering Machine #2
00:20
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21st Century Bramble
04:00
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Answering Machine #3
00:19
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the Vocal Miner
03:30
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Answering Machine #4
00:27
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The F*lk Song
06:04
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I don't F*#%ing know what's going on anymore
The writings on the wall but I been seeing double
So which ways out; and which ways Trouble?
Take a looksee 'Whats Inside?'
Kick down the door, come to find out
'Whose behind the lies!" that you been
Spreading about me, riddle my bones
on a Hasbro Ouija
Swing the barndoor wide, wheelbarrow
My mare's manure to a garden on the side
Right there behind them big-old Bushes
Water it down, tie the hose on the spigot
I don't F*#%ing know, so don't ask me
Can't tell ya, bro
F*#% if I know, confound it and F*#% me runnin'
I don't F*#%ing know
I don't F*#%ing know
So tell me why, if you're so smart,
Can't ya hear me? I'm asking you politely now
Leave me the F*#% alone why dontch' Yeh
I can't remember what time Precious told me to pick up
...Was it the Dry-Cleaners?
I'm going down for this one this time Boys I can feel it
Way down in my bones, I can't get along anymore
Loosing all control of my good reputation on
Hookers, and Bookers, and Comodities Traders
Everybodys on the floor screaming at each other
It's the biggest conflagration of high stakes
Agro-Auto-Stimulation this Nations ever seen
Folks call it the Stock Market.
Upon which we base our entire economy
What the F*#% is up with that?
Nobody seems to know.
Its F*#%d six-ways-to-Sunday
Damned if I know what to do about it
Sometimes I think I know, you know?
sometimes knot.
Lately things are shot and here I'm
Carrying on like old Woody Guthrie
at a charity auction.
They say 'third time's the charm"
and "Twide the Fool" but First,
the golden rule: Reload Quickly
'Cause when the shit hits the fan
Gotta be READY!
Everybody on the floor screamin' for their lives
Gunfight in the Ally everybody gonna die, but
Just as the Bourbon is about to tip over...
Out jumps the Leprechaun and hurdles the bar!
Uncorks the Whiskey and lights a cigar
Off a ricocheted buckshot he picked off the floor
Walks through the doorway, wrinkles his nose and
POOF! just disappears into a patch of green clover
I don't know what in Sam Hell is going on around here
but the writings on the wall
And I been seeing Trouble
Every which-a-way comin' and going
Well, I'm here to tell ya
I'm outta-the-loop. It may come as a surprise
But got to realize, Honey
I don't F*#%ing Know
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ShiTfaced in LOve
03:49
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Its got hold of me,
I feel it pumping through my veins.
I spend my days in a daze.
My brains are spaghetti which I already
cleaned my plate
cause I’m happy as a clam
to waste my mind being high,
oh so high all the time.
I’ve got a problem...
She’s dope she’s coke she’s crack she’s smak she’s dabs and methamphedamine (know what i mean?)
Man, she’s booz and quaaludes, oxycontin, marijuana
weed, speed, rails and ecstasy.
I’m behind the eight-ball, injectin’, free-basin’,
loaded, stoned & wasted,
gone fishin’, trippin’, sniffin’ huffin’ puffin’ highly stimulated,
intoxicated, faded, baked & shitfaced
IN LOVE!
Should’ve seen it comin’ all along
I’d end up, strung out on your love,
I’m strung out on your love,
Strung out on your love.
Bloodshot (up all night) got to get up
but I’ll never make it on time!
My brains are behind me (which reminds me
I left my beer in the shower last night)
Oh No! There’s only one thing for
this Hangover and it’s MORE!
FOR SURE! AND MORE AND MORE AND MORE
Happiness is a brown paper-bag!
Yah Yah Yah Yah Yah Yah Yah
And a Warm BowL of Hominy in the Morning
(check that! ...afternoon:)
I’m not immune
I’m not amused
I’m Strung Out on Your Love
Strung Out on Your Love
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Answering Machine #5
00:10
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I'm Always Lonely
04:22
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Start Believin'!
03:18
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Answering Machine #6
00:10
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Ol' Whatsername
03:23
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Commercial Break
00:05
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shh...!
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Feud Like the McCockle
00:49
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Herman Gauche Denver, Colorado
After a decade in the works, Herman Gauche is ready to release his sophomore album "Of All Damned Things" on November 25th simultaneously debuting his new band, 'the Legendary Heirs' from Denver Colorado. Advance track "The F*lk Song" from the upcoming album has been released as a single "Coronavirus (On The Bayou!)" and corresponding video as an enhanced content CD available now. ... more
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