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The F​*​lk Song

from Coronation Herm by Herman Gauche

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Advance release from the upcoming sophomore album by Herman Gauche. A rollicking romp through bars and barns, from the stock exchange to the cleaners with liberal doses of the most obscene profanity imaginable all bleeped-out.

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I don't F*#%ing know what's going on anymore
The writings on the wall but I been seeing double
So which ways out; and which ways Trouble?

Take a looksee 'Whats Inside?'
Kick down the door, come to find out
'Whose behind the lies!" that you been
Spreading about me, riddle my bones
on a Hasbro Ouija

Swing the barndoor wide, wheelbarrow
My mare's manure to a garden on the side
Right there behind them big-old Bushes
Water it down, tie the hose on the spigot

I don't F*#%ing know, so don't ask me
Can't tell ya, bro
F*#% if I know, confound it and F*#% me runnin'
I don't F*#%ing know
I don't F*#%ing know
So tell me why, if you're so smart,
Can't ya hear me? I'm asking you politely now
Leave me the F*#% alone why dontch' Yeh

I can't remember what time Precious told me to pick up
...Was it the Dry-Cleaners?
I'm going down for this one this time Boys I can feel it
Way down in my bones, I can't get along anymore
Loosing all control of my good reputation on
Hookers, and Bookers, and Comodities Traders

Everybodys on the floor screaming at each other
It's the biggest conflagration of high stakes
Agro-Auto-Stimulation this Nations ever seen
Folks call it the Stock Market.
Upon which we base our entire economy
What the F*#% is up with that?
Nobody seems to know.

Its F*#%d six-ways-to-Sunday
Damned if I know what to do about it

Sometimes I think I know, you know?
sometimes knot.
Lately things are shot and here I'm
Carrying on like old Woody Guthrie
at a charity auction.
They say 'third time's the charm"
and "Twide the Fool" but First,
the golden rule: Reload Quickly
'Cause when the shit hits the fan
Gotta be READY!

Everybody on the floor screamin' for their lives
Gunfight in the Ally everybody gonna die, but
Just as the Bourbon is about to tip over...
Out jumps the Leprechaun and hurdles the bar!
Uncorks the Whiskey and lights a cigar
Off a ricocheted buckshot he picked off the floor
Walks through the doorway, wrinkles his nose and
POOF! just disappears into a patch of green clover

I don't know what in Sam Hell is going on around here
but the writings on the wall
And I been seeing Trouble
Every which-a-way comin' and going
Well, I'm here to tell ya
I'm outta-the-loop. It may come as a surprise
But got to realize, Honey
I don't F*#%ing Know

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from Coronation Herm, track released January 1, 2021

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Herman Gauche Denver, Colorado

After a decade in the works, Herman Gauche is ready to release his sophomore album "Of All Damned Things" on November 25th simultaneously debuting his new band, 'the Legendary Heirs' from Denver Colorado. Advance track "The F*lk Song" from the upcoming album has been released as a single "Coronavirus (On The Bayou!)" and corresponding video as an enhanced content CD available now. ... more

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